Galaxy Quest (1999)
Robin Sachs: Sarris
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Quotes
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Sarris : [Sarris believes that Nesmith plans to ram his ship] Let me remind you, sonny: I am a general. If you are counting on me to blink, then you are making a deadly mistake.
Jason Nesmith : Well, let me tell you something, Sarris: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating.
Sarris : You fool! You failed to realize that, with your armor gone, my ship will tear through yours like tissue paper.
Jason Nesmith : And what you fail to realize is my ship... is dragging mines!
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Jason Nesmith : Okay Gwen, put me back on with him.
Gwen DeMarco : That's what I've been trying to tell you, Jason. You ARE back with him.
Sarris : Perhaps I am not as stupid as I am ugly, commander!
Jason Nesmith : [to Gwen] I gave you the 'kill' gesture.
Gwen DeMarco : No, you gave me the 'we're dead' signal. I was agreeing with you. Like I know where the 'hold' button is.
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Jason Nesmith : [to Sarris on viewscreen] Hello, Sarris. How you doing?
Sarris : Better than my lieutenant.
[holds up a severed head on a stick]
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[Sarris forces Jason to tell Mathesar he's an actor on a TV show]
Jason Nesmith : Mathesar, there's no such person as Captain Taggart. My name is Jason Nesmith. I'm an actor. We're all actors.
Sarris : He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child.
Jason Nesmith : We, uh, we pretended.
[On Malthesar's blank look]
Jason Nesmith : We lied.
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Jason Nesmith : I'm not the commander!
Sarris : What did you say?
Jason Nesmith : I said I'm not the commander.
Sarris : Explain.
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Sarris : How adorable. The actors are going to play war with me.
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Sarris : Release them... Into space.
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Sarris : Prepare a tear harness - for the female.