Tom Arnold: Cowboy
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Quotes
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Austin Powers : [drowning a man in the toilet] Who does Number Two work for? Who does Number Two work for?
Cowboy : That's right, buddy. You show that turd who's boss.
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Cowboy : Whoo! That is one crazy get-up, mister... Are you in the show?
Austin Powers : No, actually, I'm English.
Cowboy : Oh... I'm sorry.
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[Looking at the man that Austin Powers had drowned and left in the toilet]
Cowboy : Jesus Christ, boy! What did you eat?
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Cowboy : [hearing Austin strain in a toilet stall, unaware he's trying to fight off Paddy O'Brien] Hey, partner, come on, you gotta relax. Don't force it. Gonna blow out your O-ring, drop a lung.
