Major League II (1994)

Alan Wade: Psychiatrist

Quotes 

• Rick Vaughn : [Tosses baseball up in the air as he lays on the couch]  You think you can help me with my fastball, Doc?

  Psychiatrist : We'll have to deal with some deeper issues first.

  Rick Vaughn : [Continues tossing ball]  I don't have any deeper issues. I like to keep things right on the surface.

  Psychiatrist : [Catches the ball]  Well sometimes there are little surprises. Tell me, Rick. What goes through your mind when you throw your fastball?

  Rick Vaughn : I wonder if it's gonna end up in the catcher's mitt or some guy's den.

  Psychiatrist : Did you used to think this way?

  Rick Vaughn : I didn't used to think at all. It takes a lot out of you, you know?

  Psychiatrist : Well then, Rick, let's get down to it.

  [Closes pad and takes off glasses] 

  Psychiatrist : The real problem here goes back to when you stole that car. You wanted to be caught, didn't you? Punished. Otherwise you wouldn't have thrown the 0 and 2 fastball to Fields when everybody knows he'll chase the 2 strike curveball in the dirt.

  Rick Vaughn : I had already thrown him two curveballs. The second one, he hit 436 feet foul.

  Psychiatrist : Better than 520 feet fair.