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Harry Doyle:
Hello everybody. Harry Doyle here, welcoming all you Wahoo maniacs to the year's first session of Tribe Talk. As you know, the Indians had a Cinderella season last year. Despite the fact that *toxic* owner Rachel Phelps wanted the team to lose so she could move it to Florida, the Indians won the American League East for the first time since divisional play began. Rachel's gone now, thank God, having sold the team to retired Indian third baseman Roger Dorn, after a long, hard fought series of negotiations.
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flashback to negotiations]
Roger Dorn:
Mmmight be willing to go as high as a hundred.
Rachel Phelps:
120.
Roger Dorn:
120? Rachel, you just started at 110!
Rachel Phelps:
130!
Roger Dorn:
Rachel, this isn't fair!
Rachel Phelps:
140!
Roger Dorn:
[
desperately begging] 130!
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