A League of Their Own (1992)
Michael Haley: Empathetic Umpire
Quotes
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Umpire : Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother.
Jimmy Dugan : Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with that little hat on?
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Stadium announcer : Now batting for the Peaches, #5, center fielder, Mae Mordabito.
Racine Catcher : C'mon, no hitter, no hitter!
Stadium announcer : Here's the pitch...
[Mae swings and hits a ball into right center field]
Stadium announcer : ... there's a shot into right center it's... up the alley!
Peaches first base coach : Go to third, go to third, keep goin', Mae!
Ellen Sue Gotlander - Shortstop : Keep goin', Mae, all the way!
Stadium announcer : She's turning 'round first, she's heading up to third. Mordabito's heading past second!
Racine Catcher : Go to third, go to third!
Stadium announcer : She's headed into third!
Dottie Hinson : Dirt in the skirt, Mae! Dirt in the skirt!
Umpire : [Mae slides head-first into third base, ahead of the throw] Safe!
Stadium announcer : She's in there with a triple!
Mae Mordabito : Time.
Umpire : Boy, did she smack that one on the kisser. No wonder they call her "All the Way" Mae.
