Frankie Como: Deputy Nick Ross
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Quotes
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Rachel : Well, what about Max?
Deputy Nick : A doby, right?
[Max comes running down the sidewalk]
Rachel : This is not happening to me! Max! Max, what have you done? I'm so embarrassed.
Deputy Nick : That's what we're here for.
Deputy Tom : Rescue cats.
Deputy Nick : Find dogs.
Deputy Tom : That's our job.
Deputy Nick : And we love it.
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Tina : Take me, but spare my friend... She's a virgin.
Spitz : [dressed as Michael Myers] Got her phone number?
[they all laugh]
Deputy Nick : You think that's funny?
Spitz : [taking off mask] Hey, hey, no, man. No, hey, just a little Halloween prank. Okay?
Deputy Tom : Definitely not funny. Somebody could even be dead right now.
Deputy Nick : Fortunately, we're lousy cops.
