Edie Mirman: Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub)
Quotes
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Mamo : Look at this man, Fujiko! This is the man you want to spend the rest of eternity with? This ignorant fool who laughs like a hyena at his own impending doom?
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Okay, there's no need to get personal...
Mamo : I refuse to grant the gift of immortality to one so unworthy!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Well, if that's the way you want to be, you can just count me out, too!
Mamo : Fujiko!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : What's the point of being forever young and lovely? It's no fun if I have to sit by and watch him getting old and shriveled up!
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[Lupin scrapes the leftovers from the pan while Fujiko sleeps]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh, this is great. Just terrific! Acting like it's all my fault. 'Scuse me, lady, but you were the one who started it! "Oh, at last, we're all alone together, just you and me." What was I supposed to think, you wanted to play Chinese checkers?
[He eats the last of the food, then throws the pan to the ground and grabs a hatchet]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Finished dinner... Now I could use a little strawberry tart for dessert.
[He slashes at Fujiko's bedroom door and breaks it down. He jumps into Fujiko's room, giggling, and jumps out of his underwear in an arc at Fujiko. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting woozy]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh... dear.
[He lands on the ground face down, stark naked]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin?
[She shakes him]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin! Oh, I hope I didn't give him too much.
[She picks up a medicine bottle]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Boy, these drops work even faster than I thought. He'll never trust my cooking again.
[Lupin begins to snore softly. Fujiko gets out a transmitter from her bra and turns it on]
Mamo (1995 Streamline dub) : [over the transmitter] Fujiko, my lovely. Done so soon?
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[Fujiko freezes Lupin with a spray. He stands, mouth frozen open]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Fujiko, what did you just do?
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't worry, it'll wear off.
[She flippantly places a kiss on his lower lip and walks away]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Thanks for the jewel!
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, wait! What about our date? Hey!
[He falls over]
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Now, where were we?
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Whoa, there, tiger. This is no time for that.
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Aw, baby, how can you say that? You're here... I'm here...
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : [enjoying it] Stop it now.
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's kismet!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Come on. This floor is freezing.
[the two lovers don't realize they've ended up in Mamo's throne room. Mamo stares at them, outraged]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : I can't help it. There's something about an elevator. Must be the up-and-down motion. I lose all self-control.
[Fujiko tickles him]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't do that. Don't get me wrong.
[Fujiko knees him in the crotch]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's your mind I love.
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, lady! You double-crossed me! You got me into this mess!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't blame me for that. If you could ever learn to keep your pants on...
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Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : [sitting next to Lupin, who is unconscious] Help, I can't wake him up! Is he...?
Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : Nah.
[He picks Lupin up]
Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : We should be so lucky.
