Bob Bergen: Lupin (1995 Streamline dub)
Quotes
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Why, Detective Zenigata! Long time no see, Old Man.
Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin! You're dead! Wait a second, that stiff in the coffin, that was you, right?
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : So they say. I'm a little confused myself.
Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : They guaranteed that you were deader than a doornail! There wasn't a shadow of a doubt!
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's news to me. Frankly, I've never felt better in my life.
Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Well, just hold still a second and we can fix that!
[swings a piece of wood at Lupin, who dodges, commencing a chase. By the time Zenigata catches up, Lupin has already reached his escape vehicle]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hate to cut this short, but dead or alive, I think it's time I got out of here. Now don't forget to write!
[takes off]
Zenigata (1995 Streamline dub) : Ya little...! I'll be writing "REST IN PEACE" on your tombstone when I'm done with you! That lousy little thief, I knew he was still alive! HAHAHAHAHAHA! You had everyone else falling for it! Not Zenigata! This is one detective you can't shake that easily! This is one guy who will dog your every step to the very gates of Hell!
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Goemon (1995 Streamline dub) : This infantile need to prove your virility is humiliating to behold... and dangerous. Your lust for this creature has blinded you to her true nature.
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : [sighs] You're jealous. Both of you.
Goemon (1995 Streamline dub) : I warn you - abandon these indecent cravings for the sake of your soul.
Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : Save it. You'll never change him by preaching at him, Goemon.
Goemon (1995 Streamline dub) : And you. What kind of friend are you, Jigen? You just encourage him. You treat it as some kind of joke. You're worse than he is.
Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, I don't have to listen to this!
[a standoff between Goemon and Jigen ensues]
Goemon (1995 Streamline dub) : Be careful I don't sink my blade into that hat of yours.
Jigen (1995 Streamline dub) : Yeah? You just try it.
Goemon (1995 Streamline dub) : On second thought, I'd probably hit solid rock.
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Mamo : Look at this man, Fujiko! This is the man you want to spend the rest of eternity with? This ignorant fool who laughs like a hyena at his own impending doom?
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Okay, there's no need to get personal...
Mamo : I refuse to grant the gift of immortality to one so unworthy!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Well, if that's the way you want to be, you can just count me out, too!
Mamo : Fujiko!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : What's the point of being forever young and lovely? It's no fun if I have to sit by and watch him getting old and shriveled up!
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[Lupin scrapes the leftovers from the pan while Fujiko sleeps]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh, this is great. Just terrific! Acting like it's all my fault. 'Scuse me, lady, but you were the one who started it! "Oh, at last, we're all alone together, just you and me." What was I supposed to think, you wanted to play Chinese checkers?
[He eats the last of the food, then throws the pan to the ground and grabs a hatchet]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Finished dinner... Now I could use a little strawberry tart for dessert.
[He slashes at Fujiko's bedroom door and breaks it down. He jumps into Fujiko's room, giggling, and jumps out of his underwear in an arc at Fujiko. As he goes in for the landing, he finds himself getting woozy]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh... dear.
[He lands on the ground face down, stark naked]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin?
[She shakes him]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Lupin! Oh, I hope I didn't give him too much.
[She picks up a medicine bottle]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Boy, these drops work even faster than I thought. He'll never trust my cooking again.
[Lupin begins to snore softly. Fujiko gets out a transmitter from her bra and turns it on]
Mamo (1995 Streamline dub) : [over the transmitter] Fujiko, my lovely. Done so soon?
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Come on, hand it...
[He lunges at Mamo, who steps onto thin air]
Mamo : Men like you never trust what they cannot see.
[He walks further along the air]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Oh, yeah?
[He gingerly tests the thin air and finds that it's re-inforced glass. He edges onto it, then laughs]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Okay, pal. Enough of the sight gags.
[He falls and lands on the ground]
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[Fujiko freezes Lupin with a spray. He stands, mouth frozen open]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Fujiko, what did you just do?
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't worry, it'll wear off.
[She flippantly places a kiss on his lower lip and walks away]
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Thanks for the jewel!
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, wait! What about our date? Hey!
[He falls over]
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Mamo : Feeling suicidal, are we? I don't blame you. Just to show you no hard feelings, I will tell you: it was your clone they hanged in Transylvania. So you're the real Lupin. Now you may die with peace of mind.
[He fires a barrage of lasers at Lupin. Lupin holds up the end of the Zantetsuken and deflects the lasers, hitting Mamo squarely in the face. The midget staggers around in pain]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Goemon... I owe you one.
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Now, where were we?
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Whoa, there, tiger. This is no time for that.
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Aw, baby, how can you say that? You're here... I'm here...
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : [enjoying it] Stop it now.
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's kismet!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Come on. This floor is freezing.
[the two lovers don't realize they've ended up in Mamo's throne room. Mamo stares at them, outraged]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : I can't help it. There's something about an elevator. Must be the up-and-down motion. I lose all self-control.
[Fujiko tickles him]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't do that. Don't get me wrong.
[Fujiko knees him in the crotch]
Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : It's your mind I love.
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : Hey, lady! You double-crossed me! You got me into this mess!
Fujiko (1995 Streamline dub) : Don't blame me for that. If you could ever learn to keep your pants on...
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : [hearing Mamo's hubristic monologue] Oh yeah? You and what army, bubble-head?
[He plants an explosive on the jar with some effort]
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Lupin (1995 Streamline dub) : What a waste. All this ultra-sophisticated technology being used in the pursuit of evil, instead of something good, like curing hay fever.
