Self-deceived, Parka De Large (Ice Neal) is the biggest thief of her time, not by trade nor by profession, but by rebellion against the meanest and mysterious man, 'The Unfathomable Mr Jones,' who corrupted everyone in her town." Her encounter with the most bizarre and unlikely policemen duo, David Jenkins (Nicholas Kempsey) and Pete Lewis (Steve Hope Wynne), catapults her into a series of hilarious and extravagant events until God's voice makes her begin to question her life.