Scrolling down my notes and I found this review. I watched this a while ago and forgot to post it. I actually don't remember hating this movie lol. But this is what I wrote walking out the cinema.
Feels like a B list c list movie from the start. Like a movie from the 90's featuring Steven segeal. Something that terantino could've/should've made better. Acting's not great; there was a lot of just shouting and even when they weren't, it felt like they're acting in a commercial and it's dubbed. Dialogue wasn't great. Felt unoriginal. The edits were also silly.
What kinda gangster texts with emojis like "we've got a problem😔" lmao be serious.
It feels like every actor involved was probably so just to get paid. The characters are over the top, used to it from Nick cage at this point.
The script and story was bland. It was also predictable. I was literally praying they didn't end up at the same hotel. Costumes and makeup were terrible. The blood literally looked like ketchup. A lot of the character decisions didn't make sense. Only scene I liked was the scuba diver part.
Dialogue was uninspired, comedy wasn't funny, story was basic, acting sucked, action was unentertaining It tries to turn into an espionage film in the third act I had nothing to do so I went to watch this, and I'd rather have spent my afternoon doing nothing.
Feels like a B list c list movie from the start. Like a movie from the 90's featuring Steven segeal. Something that terantino could've/should've made better. Acting's not great; there was a lot of just shouting and even when they weren't, it felt like they're acting in a commercial and it's dubbed. Dialogue wasn't great. Felt unoriginal. The edits were also silly.
What kinda gangster texts with emojis like "we've got a problem😔" lmao be serious.
It feels like every actor involved was probably so just to get paid. The characters are over the top, used to it from Nick cage at this point.
The script and story was bland. It was also predictable. I was literally praying they didn't end up at the same hotel. Costumes and makeup were terrible. The blood literally looked like ketchup. A lot of the character decisions didn't make sense. Only scene I liked was the scuba diver part.
Dialogue was uninspired, comedy wasn't funny, story was basic, acting sucked, action was unentertaining It tries to turn into an espionage film in the third act I had nothing to do so I went to watch this, and I'd rather have spent my afternoon doing nothing.