3/10
2023. A Gen-X Review of a Decades Old Film That I've Never, Ever Seen Before
12 December 2023
Man, is this movie bad. It really bores you to tears. It's tough to watch such talent get wasted on the screen and even behind the camera. Wow. It really is astounding.

This is a film that proves the actor or talent is only as good as what's on the printed page no matter how fantastic or legendary of a performer they are.

This movie doesn't know what it wants to be and it's confusing and not at all fun to watch.

Is it a comedy?

Well, it'd have to be funny to accomplish that feat.

Is it an action film?

It'd have to excite the senses. It does not. It does the opposite. It dulls them.

It's hard to believe watching this that Harrison Ford had two more Indiana Jones movies even left in him.

This isn't noir, either.

It's not gritty or dark. It's quite bright actually.

Ford looks completely uncomfortable the entire movie. He and Hartnett have no chemistry.

It's best to leave this case unsolved.
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