So let's movie on and point out the positives of this finely crafted piece of horribleness.
1- Mark Singer does his best to channel the pirate Long John Silver as was played in the movie with Robert Newton, except that Mark's character is not a pirate, so that's pretty nifty.
2- Daniel Bonjour shifts from an American to a British accent and back again in every sing sentence he speaks.
3- The props appear to be the best stuff one might buy off the shelf at somewhere like Hot Topic. The jewelry... just wow.
4- Russel Reynolds looks like Spock!
5- They didn't waste money on expensive 3D graphics, and this is a movie that is better left as cheap as possible.
6- All the outfits look really clean and new, almost as if they had never been worn before, ever. It's a very clean world in this movie.
So what is bad about this movie? Nothing. This has everything you could possibly hope for. Film, this is.
1- Mark Singer does his best to channel the pirate Long John Silver as was played in the movie with Robert Newton, except that Mark's character is not a pirate, so that's pretty nifty.
2- Daniel Bonjour shifts from an American to a British accent and back again in every sing sentence he speaks.
3- The props appear to be the best stuff one might buy off the shelf at somewhere like Hot Topic. The jewelry... just wow.
4- Russel Reynolds looks like Spock!
5- They didn't waste money on expensive 3D graphics, and this is a movie that is better left as cheap as possible.
6- All the outfits look really clean and new, almost as if they had never been worn before, ever. It's a very clean world in this movie.
So what is bad about this movie? Nothing. This has everything you could possibly hope for. Film, this is.