2/10
Pain
24 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Gerome Desenso (Glen Vincent) has escaped from the cops thanks to the accidental distraction of Denise (Stacey Lynn) and her spandex-tight bicycling outfit. She's stuck all weekend with a geek named Sara (Lynette McBrearty, who co-wrote this movie with her husband, director John McBearty, who played a cadet in Taps and only made one more movie, the unreleased Roadside). The other girls are on their way to a camp owned by Kristina's (Gloria Hylton) Uncle Ray (Doug Koth), who is in the middle of being possessed by a Native American spirit.

What will Belinda (Dori Courtney, Hollywood Hot Tubs 2: Educating Crystal) and Mary Anne (Deborah Dutch, who is in Tender Loving Care and Jokes My Folks Never Told Me; her IMDB lists her birthday as May 17, 1967, which would make her nine-years-old when she made her debut as the love interest in Bruce Lee Fights Back from the Grave) do when the killer is in the woods and so is a dude in an obvious mask that wants blood?

Also: Uncle Leo from Seinfeld.

Also also: A head rolls and there's a homophobic rant by someone who is supposed to be the person we're rooting for.

Also also also: This is Vicki Darnell's last movie. She's in Frankenhooker, Brain Damage, Senior Week and Alien Space Avenger. She shows up in the "for foreign investors" role as a stripper who is in this just to get naked.
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