Review of Woodshock

Woodshock (2017)
Below Budget Crap
30 July 2023
Boring, total amateur hour. Lame effects, the cheesy score sounded like it was done on a laptop. I cannot find the words to express what garbage this is. Giving these two children the space to think they could make a real movie was a huge mistake. The editing is the WORST in the history of movies. I can't describe the acting because there isn't any. Scene after boring scene of quick jumbled cuts that, if they are supposed to be Kirsten on drugs, look more like someone pointed a camera at a light bulb. I honestly think you could tape a GoPro to a dog's head or a monkey's wrist and make a better film. Laura and Kate should actually do some drugs if they want to film something that actually looks like it. I hope it was their own $5 million dollars they spent on this dog because the $43,000 gross is way more than they deserve.
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