You can tell the target market of this film are the people who enjoy watching films like Birdemic.
Because the plot is so idiotic.
And the execution is so bad.
It's almost humourous.
But only mildly so.
Because, not only is it, yet another, awful film about a giant CGI-rendered shark.
They've made the damn thing psychic, as well.
Having given it the ability to manipulate your mind into seeing things that aren't actually there.
You've got to be kidding me.
That aside, it features some of the worst writing I've ever seen.
And a plot that relies on some of the most stupid decisions, in the history of horror, to drive it forward.
The whole thing is patently ridiculous.
And the shark isn't even that cool.
So it doesn't even foray into so-bad-it's-good territory.
Really, it's just bad.
Though, bad enough to get a few chuckles out of you.
Just don't expect anything more than that.
Here's hoping Tlaloc curses those responsible for making this film...and associating his name with it.
2 out of 10.
Because the plot is so idiotic.
And the execution is so bad.
It's almost humourous.
But only mildly so.
Because, not only is it, yet another, awful film about a giant CGI-rendered shark.
They've made the damn thing psychic, as well.
Having given it the ability to manipulate your mind into seeing things that aren't actually there.
You've got to be kidding me.
That aside, it features some of the worst writing I've ever seen.
And a plot that relies on some of the most stupid decisions, in the history of horror, to drive it forward.
The whole thing is patently ridiculous.
And the shark isn't even that cool.
So it doesn't even foray into so-bad-it's-good territory.
Really, it's just bad.
Though, bad enough to get a few chuckles out of you.
Just don't expect anything more than that.
Here's hoping Tlaloc curses those responsible for making this film...and associating his name with it.
2 out of 10.