Wow, this is possibly the worst movie I've seen in the last decade. It really is jaw droppingly awful.
The special effects are hilarious and look like they've been created by a 9 year old using a Commodore Amiga.
Acting is delivered with all the charisma but none of the warmth of a piece of structural timber.
Soundtrack is abysmal and fits the movie in the same way a pair of gloves would fit a fish.
I genuinely cannot believe that anyone thought this was a good idea and then after seeing the abomination they had created, decided to put it out for public consumption.
Even Asylum would be ashamed to create something this bad and they have a spectacular back catalogue of dreadful movies.
Is there a place for this movie? Yes, most definitely....it's called the bin.
The special effects are hilarious and look like they've been created by a 9 year old using a Commodore Amiga.
Acting is delivered with all the charisma but none of the warmth of a piece of structural timber.
Soundtrack is abysmal and fits the movie in the same way a pair of gloves would fit a fish.
I genuinely cannot believe that anyone thought this was a good idea and then after seeing the abomination they had created, decided to put it out for public consumption.
Even Asylum would be ashamed to create something this bad and they have a spectacular back catalogue of dreadful movies.
Is there a place for this movie? Yes, most definitely....it's called the bin.