Review of Woodshock

Woodshock (2017)
1/10
See, This is why Potheads don't do good work
9 March 2023
I am simply here to warn off any potential viewers: Don't bother. This film is a new-agey, foggy, incomprehensible, depressing, unfathomable, edited-in-images-with-no-meaning, mess.

The one-and-only positive thing I can say about this film is the camera work and lighting is pretty good (and the camera crew definitely has the hots for Kirsten Dunst) But seriously, these people investing massive amounts of moolah into a full-length motion picture should know better than to think that a few lovely artsy fartsy still shots can justify nearly two hours of Kirsten Dunst walking around in a stupor. Sheesh, people!

Since I have now seen several movies in which Ms. Dunst plays a blank, sullen, sad, expressionless ice-queen with mental issues; I know for absolute sure to avoid any future movie with her in it again.

Whatever on God's green earth the script writer, director, actors and crew were trying to accomplish -- they missed. I guess I should support this film because it seems to have, in a roundabout way, an anti-marijuana message, which the world needs right now. However, since the entire film is lost in its own obscurity, I seriously doubt anyone will get the subtle anti-drug message. Too bad.
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