Mayfair Witches (2023– )
1/10
Writers can't write or even plagiarize properly....
20 January 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is atrocious. Read and loved the books in my youth and just watching the first episode brought back my memories of Anne Rice's fantastic world of witches. So forgive me when I'm pissed at even the littlest thing they could have gotten right. This actress is NOT Rowan. Rowan had ash blond hair and GREY eyes. I remember Rice making that clear distinction. She was not some mousy girl but had a husky voice and knew what she wanted. She was not unstable and knew she could kill and thus controlled her anger even though she didn't fully understand what was happening. This actress is terrible and is portraying a grown woman acting as if she's 14.

Don't get me started on Lasher. What a joke! Lasher is supposed to be tall, skinny and incredibly handsome and if I'm not mistaken smells like a newborn. He is also supposed to be very convincing. This short, creep with the oily long hair would make any female cringe. Get the hell away from me!!!

And the jewel?! WRONG!

No David? No Michael?

Stop adding stupid sex scenes that have no bearing on the story!!! And learn how to write!!! Or at least just copy from the generous source material!!!!!

Just no!

Oh wait. The house they got right. Congratulations...they at least managed that...
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