This is the actress from 'Vampyros Lesbos' who died way too early.
Movie starts out letting us know that we're in the dawning of the age of Aquarius even though I'm watching it in November of 2022.
Some pickled fetus babies have been preserved in vinegar & brine in a laboratory.
WHAT!?! I have to read subtitles? That's double duty. What's-her-name's 'Vampyros Lesbos' was dubbed over in English.
I'm not in the mood to read this line for line tonight!
It's French, is it? They're speaking some foreign tongue, which doesn't translate to my brain.
So, from what I can gather, 'The Witch Who Came From the Sea' had a daughter, who's now adrift on some Greek island and wants off.
She recalls of being married to some dirtbag, who sports a monster cleft lip, but things must turn sour along the way.
It sounds like German dialect.
I ripped 'Nekromantic 2' online the other day but haven't gotten around to watching it. And the only other two German movies I've seen are 'Der Fan' and some other horror/punk movie I can't recall the name of?
That don't look like Germany though. It resembles either Miami, or Myrtle Beach.
I wish they'd kill this snazzy jazz bar music in the background. It's starting to get on my nerves.
If this movie continues on its current path, then it's heading straight for a, "I Watched This in Agony" titled review.
This actress is pretty, sure, but the foundation for the movie's plot is weak and no cause for the two leads to react in the manner they did. (It's not like he killed anybody.)
Is that Nixon, or The Zodiac at the 15:37-minute mark?
A medical board have it in for an animal doctor, who's guilty of nothing, and his old lady takes offense at what they put him through.
The ammunition loaded into this movie is baseless and boring.
All that the scumbags filming this care about is seeing the lead actress naked. (Aren't you guy's desperate?)
So, a random nobody dies first up. Why? Or what for? Who knows? Or cares for that matter? There's no hook to snare your interest in the storyline. You don't care that they're being snuffed out as they didn't do anything in the first place. They kicked some medical practitioner out and he whined like a child, then succumbed to suicide, so what's-her-name seeks revenge on the medical board. You were fired - big deal. No need for your other half to go postal on your behalf.
Didn't she see what Bronson went through in 'Death Wish?' Or Robert Forster in 'Vigilante?' How 'bout Sondra Locke in that Eastwood movie? They all warranted revenge. Even Smurfette was put through more torture in 'Smurfs' than what Mrs. Johnson went through in this movie.
The dead veterinarian, who suicided at the start, returns in a scene kissing what's-her-name. Okay.
The movie has no storyline. It's just interested in filming ladies naked. The music has worn-out its welcome, too.
The only people who will find this movie entertaining are uneducated dullards and perverts who are easily pleased and probably think that 'The Phantom Menace' was a masterpiece.
Ever seen someone suffocated by a 70's plastic blow-up pillow before? Well, this is your ticket. So, watch this for new and inventive killing methods. A plastic air pillow?
A fly landed on this guy's face while filming! Marvellous. He looks like that guy from the British comedy 'Are You Being Served.'
Why does the suicide guy keep reappearing? Or how?
Absolute waste of time.
In the end, she kills all the board members who ousted her old man, then drives around with his dead body to the "edge of your seat" climax to the movie's final conclusion. (You can clearly see that the dead guy is missing in the passenger seat at certain times when going over the mound.)
Intent on going over a cliff, she drives down an embankment that is less than a forty-five-degree angle and you'd swear that car was going to go BOOM. (As they do in movies.) Pronounced dead, the movie just shuts down with no end credits to see it out.
The Christina Lindberg wannabe is some revenge seeking, jilted, assassin who kills while naked. (That's what it should have been called - 'Strip Nude For Your Killer.' That title's already been taken though. More Euro trash.) This movie is horrendous and slow. You have to read it, not watch it. The ending is a joke. Just watch 'Vampyros Lesbos' instead.
Movie starts out letting us know that we're in the dawning of the age of Aquarius even though I'm watching it in November of 2022.
Some pickled fetus babies have been preserved in vinegar & brine in a laboratory.
WHAT!?! I have to read subtitles? That's double duty. What's-her-name's 'Vampyros Lesbos' was dubbed over in English.
I'm not in the mood to read this line for line tonight!
It's French, is it? They're speaking some foreign tongue, which doesn't translate to my brain.
So, from what I can gather, 'The Witch Who Came From the Sea' had a daughter, who's now adrift on some Greek island and wants off.
She recalls of being married to some dirtbag, who sports a monster cleft lip, but things must turn sour along the way.
It sounds like German dialect.
I ripped 'Nekromantic 2' online the other day but haven't gotten around to watching it. And the only other two German movies I've seen are 'Der Fan' and some other horror/punk movie I can't recall the name of?
That don't look like Germany though. It resembles either Miami, or Myrtle Beach.
I wish they'd kill this snazzy jazz bar music in the background. It's starting to get on my nerves.
If this movie continues on its current path, then it's heading straight for a, "I Watched This in Agony" titled review.
This actress is pretty, sure, but the foundation for the movie's plot is weak and no cause for the two leads to react in the manner they did. (It's not like he killed anybody.)
Is that Nixon, or The Zodiac at the 15:37-minute mark?
A medical board have it in for an animal doctor, who's guilty of nothing, and his old lady takes offense at what they put him through.
The ammunition loaded into this movie is baseless and boring.
All that the scumbags filming this care about is seeing the lead actress naked. (Aren't you guy's desperate?)
So, a random nobody dies first up. Why? Or what for? Who knows? Or cares for that matter? There's no hook to snare your interest in the storyline. You don't care that they're being snuffed out as they didn't do anything in the first place. They kicked some medical practitioner out and he whined like a child, then succumbed to suicide, so what's-her-name seeks revenge on the medical board. You were fired - big deal. No need for your other half to go postal on your behalf.
Didn't she see what Bronson went through in 'Death Wish?' Or Robert Forster in 'Vigilante?' How 'bout Sondra Locke in that Eastwood movie? They all warranted revenge. Even Smurfette was put through more torture in 'Smurfs' than what Mrs. Johnson went through in this movie.
The dead veterinarian, who suicided at the start, returns in a scene kissing what's-her-name. Okay.
The movie has no storyline. It's just interested in filming ladies naked. The music has worn-out its welcome, too.
The only people who will find this movie entertaining are uneducated dullards and perverts who are easily pleased and probably think that 'The Phantom Menace' was a masterpiece.
Ever seen someone suffocated by a 70's plastic blow-up pillow before? Well, this is your ticket. So, watch this for new and inventive killing methods. A plastic air pillow?
A fly landed on this guy's face while filming! Marvellous. He looks like that guy from the British comedy 'Are You Being Served.'
Why does the suicide guy keep reappearing? Or how?
Absolute waste of time.
In the end, she kills all the board members who ousted her old man, then drives around with his dead body to the "edge of your seat" climax to the movie's final conclusion. (You can clearly see that the dead guy is missing in the passenger seat at certain times when going over the mound.)
Intent on going over a cliff, she drives down an embankment that is less than a forty-five-degree angle and you'd swear that car was going to go BOOM. (As they do in movies.) Pronounced dead, the movie just shuts down with no end credits to see it out.
The Christina Lindberg wannabe is some revenge seeking, jilted, assassin who kills while naked. (That's what it should have been called - 'Strip Nude For Your Killer.' That title's already been taken though. More Euro trash.) This movie is horrendous and slow. You have to read it, not watch it. The ending is a joke. Just watch 'Vampyros Lesbos' instead.