Psycho Cop (1989)
2/10
An incredibly lame slasher.
16 October 2022
Three young couples drive to a remote house for a weekend of fun and relaxation but find themselves targeted by Officer Joe Vickers (Robert R. Shafer, giving an unbelievably bad performance), a murderous lawman in league with Satan!

Psycho Cop is an incredibly lame late-'80s slasher with an incredibly lame script, incredibly lame direction, and incredibly lame characters. Its incredibly lame villain spouts incredibly lame one-liners before dispatching of his victims in an incredibly lame fashion (Vicker's dire witticisms include "You shouldn't assault a policeman", "Uh-oh, suspect fleeing the scene" and "You have the right to remain... dead").

There's very little in the way of blood and gore and no nudity (despite a couple of the babes taking a bath together) but we do get a girl who is obsessed with her hairbrush, a practical joker who isn't the least bit funny, a killer who walks like RoboCop, a victim who somehow can't avoid being run down by a car while being chased through the woods, and a final girl who - in classic slasher style - fails to give the killer a 'double tap' to the head when afforded the opportunity.
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