You actually have to go out of your way to be this bad
It's kind of marvellous.
Every line of dialogue feels stilted and unnatural. None of the jokes are funny. The action is empty and the effects laughable.
Worse than the worst episodes of Arrow or Smallville.
An excuse for the director to have a bunch of hot people hang out together. The afterparty they had must have been more exciting than the movie.
Truly worse than porn level acting, which is probably why I'm so erect right now, or maybe it's because this movie is so perfectly garbage that all the blood had to leave my brain in order to keep me alive after watching this.
Impressively boring as a movie, worth a so bad it's good watch with your friends.
It's kind of marvellous.
Every line of dialogue feels stilted and unnatural. None of the jokes are funny. The action is empty and the effects laughable.
Worse than the worst episodes of Arrow or Smallville.
An excuse for the director to have a bunch of hot people hang out together. The afterparty they had must have been more exciting than the movie.
Truly worse than porn level acting, which is probably why I'm so erect right now, or maybe it's because this movie is so perfectly garbage that all the blood had to leave my brain in order to keep me alive after watching this.
Impressively boring as a movie, worth a so bad it's good watch with your friends.