1/10
"How do you like those peepers?" Well, i don't...
25 September 2022
Warning: Spoilers
There is barely any reboot out there other than ghostbusters that managed to be this horrible.

Everything in this movie sucks. The acting the writing, the CGI, the creature face, the dialogues and also all acts of the creeper are against the established lore. The creeper is:
  • not a slasher killing for fun. Only kills certain people to eat their bodyparts
  • never cared about babies..not to mention she is in early pregnancy so what to eat..
  • not working with humans..
  • doesn't sacrifice people on an altar
  • doesn't go and put on the music everytime it stops during a frickin fight..
  • usually not leave a dagger to his future meal..
  • doesn't not really care worried about even major head injury remember the second movie writers? Who am i kidding they never watched any of it..
  • and not controlling the crows as his personal Uber..


About the tone. This ain't a creeper dark scary horror movie. It is more like a stupid comedic slasher...

Characters: Most of them generic ones i bet it took 15 minutes to came up with them.

  • strong woman!


  • guy who is afraid of everything
  • redneck aka "yo wanna see my daggers?"
  • hot tv reporter just to flirt with the bf husband? But why?


  • a medium woman just like in all the other movies but here she is not even established nor her visions make any sense cause none of them ever happened or gonna happen
  • guy who pranks


Dialogue is abysmal but i want to leave this brilliantly written part here:
  • Babe why did he take you?


  • Look i'm pregnant! He wants what i have!


  • What?


  • Yes i will marry you!


Whoever wrote this please change career..

And character reactions are unrealistic and one is the worst. The "Strong female pregnant gf" who has been kidnapped being cut up by the creature and then 2 minutes later she is turned into the "woman king" :P Remember when darry and her sister in the first movie were shocked and darry pretty much was traumatized just by looking at the creature and it's place? No nothing like that here! Strong female doesn't care about those silly stuff. 3 minutes after escaping she is into Galadriel face mode and wants to kill the Creature and goes against it toe to toe..

I can only hope this will not turn into a trilogy or they hire a total different crew for the next two who actually care about lore and the franchise..
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