Perhaps high school level writing is a bit generous - more like a movie for 12 year olds written by 10 year olds. To the point of being insulting to any audience.
The story is predictable, the action mediocre, the physics of every jump/punch/slide/spin impossible (they could have made Mark Wallberg's character a flying unicorn performed via "claymation" and it would be more realistic), and the fictional history of a child's tale.
If my post-elementary school even found out I simply watched this film to it's pathetic end it would not surprise me if they revoked my graduation status.
Cringe worthy at best, a pitiful representation of average American audiences at worst.
The story is predictable, the action mediocre, the physics of every jump/punch/slide/spin impossible (they could have made Mark Wallberg's character a flying unicorn performed via "claymation" and it would be more realistic), and the fictional history of a child's tale.
If my post-elementary school even found out I simply watched this film to it's pathetic end it would not surprise me if they revoked my graduation status.
Cringe worthy at best, a pitiful representation of average American audiences at worst.