Kids (1995)
1/10
Misophonia--An hour and a half of filthy noises.
20 March 2022
Misophonia is a disorder in which certain sounds trigger emotional or physiological responses that some might perceive as unreasonable given the circumstance. Those who have misophonia might describe it as when a sound "drives you crazy." Their reactions can range from anger and annoyance to panic and the need to flee. Or murder.

The opening scene is sloppy kissing sounds. Squick smack squck.

Ick.

You can hear the saliva stretching and popping in their mouths.

Gross.

The characters are not likeable. The boy, the leading male, is the kind of kid in the 9th grade gym locker room who was always bragging about the brain-dead twits he'd had coitus with. He inflicts his filthy stories on you whyile your changing out of your PE clothes. It's panties this. Titties that. My dick blah blah blah my dick. He won't shut up. You want to get away from him asap. You want to punch him. Maybe you did and got suspended for a few days. It was totally worth it.

I rate this movie: UNWATCHABLE.

It's bad in the way Bleu is the Warmest Color is bad but not quite as bad. AT least the morons in the movie aren't chewing with their mouths open the whole movie.
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