Mermaid Down (2019)
1/10
Bad acting and bad writing. Makes no sence, I assume a lot of people was paid to give this 10 stars ... or it is the first movie and tv screen they have ever seen .
7 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Starts with two old, drunk fishers trying to catch a mermaid, because they need money. For some stupid reason they actually manage to catch one within a week in their first attemt? She gets loose, escapes to the water and gets caugt in the same net less then 2 minutes after, instead of ... I don't know, swiming to whatever hiding place she usually stays in?

Then one of the old guys chop off her tail less the a foot or about 30cm under her stomach, because ... I really don't know why?

After that some wierd doctor who happens to be nearby, swim to the boat while it happens and kills the old guy who cut her tail off, and brings her to a mental home he owns, for women.

For some reason the mermaid does not bleed out and die, but instead she grows first a coocoon(looking like a birds nest of twigs) in it's place, that become human legs in 87 days.

One night some of the other women of the mentel house, hears her screetching and think is a ghost. So they grap some firepokers, that they have access to in the room they are playing cards in ... wait, potential weapons in a mental home, how ignorant is that writer? That would be a great danger, to both the patients and the staff.

The girls concludes that it is just a new girl and get back to their cards.

That the first half hour, and then I would waste another second more watching that terrible movie.

I might have given this movie 2 stars, if not for all the fake 10 star rating and phony reviews it has been given.

And by the way she is definitely not hot (not even in real life), she is a low 6 out of 10 at best, most people is between 4 to 7.
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