Review of The Cave

The Cave (2005)
3/10
Nothing to see here
28 October 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Absolutely ridiculous film apparently made by a bunch of untalented idiots who have no clear idea what good film-making is about. This one is a total "nothing-burger "from beginning to end!! Ninety-eight % of the movie is dedicated to underwater film shots of deep divers swimming around with blinking flashlights looking at each other and the surrounding walls of underwater caverns. There is no acting going on here, no credible script or directing evident and of course, no viable screen play or story line. It appears to be casted with low-quality twenty-to-thirty year-old-would-be-actors who have no clue on how to deliver a line of script and can do little more than feign emotion by smirking with their "pretty boy and pretty girl" Hollywood faces in head shot after head shot. The movie goes on like this until about fifteen minutes from the end when winged bat-like monsters attack these deep cave divers resulting in the inevitable clash between men and monsters with the superhero men finally prevailing and coming out of the fights with barley any scratches. This flick is an example silliness epitomized on the big screen. It deserves a maximum of 10 minutes of ones' attention and no more----and it gets an amazingly high score of 3.0 from me.
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