So first off, one of my quirks is that I absolutely love bad movies. They are a guilty pleasure. I can watch "Baseketball" over and over because it makes me laugh even though it's an awful movie. But this movie... holy crap this dumpster fire of a movie needs to be buried. No, that's not good enough, since someone in the future could discover it like a time capsule and think this is how our civilization made movies. It should never been made.
The acting is so bad it's not even laughable. The writing is also bad, with quips about Mitch McConnell and shopping at Target... gah, just writing about it makes my frontal lobe throb. I'm sure the actors tried their hardest, or maybe not, it's impossible to tell. Any rando could have been inserted as an actor and it would have accomplished the same thing, honestly. The characters are so terrible that you are happy they are killed off (in really stupid ways), because that means the movie is that much closer to being done. Mercifully.
Someone wrote a review saying they would cancel Hulu for recommending this atrocity. I just might do that. This should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention. I would rather pass a kidney stone than watch this movie again.
The acting is so bad it's not even laughable. The writing is also bad, with quips about Mitch McConnell and shopping at Target... gah, just writing about it makes my frontal lobe throb. I'm sure the actors tried their hardest, or maybe not, it's impossible to tell. Any rando could have been inserted as an actor and it would have accomplished the same thing, honestly. The characters are so terrible that you are happy they are killed off (in really stupid ways), because that means the movie is that much closer to being done. Mercifully.
Someone wrote a review saying they would cancel Hulu for recommending this atrocity. I just might do that. This should be outlawed by the Geneva Convention. I would rather pass a kidney stone than watch this movie again.