pixrox1 Review of Egyptian Melodies

Egyptian Melodies (1931)

If there's anything scarier than a big ugly Real spider . . .

[5/10 · 4 September 2021]

. . . it must be an arachnid foisted upon the American Public by the nefarious Mouse House. EGYPTIAN MELODIES centers around a sometimes SMILING eight-legged beast who's so out-of-whack he even makes the mummies dance in consternation. One glance at the miniature octopus, and the hieroglyphics flee their tomb--NOT because it is the least bit scary in its own right, but more due to the fact that grown men produced this childishly crude art work. "Hamburgers with purple mustaches" may merit a chuckle if your two-year old says it, but NOT when it comes from a so-called adult!