Before Full Moon was endlessly re-releasing and remixing their own movies, they were taking other films, getting Forrest J. Ackerman and Ken Dixon (who directed and was behind the other Full Moon-related remix movies Zombiethon, Famous T&A and the Best of Sex and Violence) to write a whole bunch of labored puns and having the good sense of hiring Elvira to voice the horrendous writing, which she gives one great try at making better than this deserves to be.
If you didn't feel like watching Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs!, The Astro-Zombies, Carnival of Blood, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Drive-In Massacre, Snuff, The Driller Killer, Fiend and Dr. Jekyll's Dungeon of Death, you can just watch these quick clips of only the kills and brief plot points.
That said, if I saw this as a kid and saw scenes within Astro-Zombies that had Tura Satana cut into moments of Elvira making jokes, my puberty would have started much sooner than it did.
The way these are edited, as well as the horrible quality of the prints that were used, just makes me want to watch the original films and not this on the cheap cash-in.
If you didn't feel like watching Blood Feast, Two Thousand Maniacs!, The Astro-Zombies, Carnival of Blood, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Drive-In Massacre, Snuff, The Driller Killer, Fiend and Dr. Jekyll's Dungeon of Death, you can just watch these quick clips of only the kills and brief plot points.
That said, if I saw this as a kid and saw scenes within Astro-Zombies that had Tura Satana cut into moments of Elvira making jokes, my puberty would have started much sooner than it did.
The way these are edited, as well as the horrible quality of the prints that were used, just makes me want to watch the original films and not this on the cheap cash-in.