Dark Mountain (2013)
1/10
Dork Mountain
15 July 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Here's the plot: let's run around and scream alot. Then, let's behave erratically, run around and scream a lot. Throw in some sort of jumbled jump cut every 60 to 90 seconds, then run around and scream alot. Then, run around some more, and scream alot. Throw in more erratic behavior, more running around, and a lot more screaming. Run around some more, act crazy, and scream alot. Run around. Scream alot. Run. Scream. Run. Scream some more really, really loudly. Run. Scream. Run. Scream. Add in more jump cuts, but this time every 30 seconds or so. Run. Scream. Run. Scream. Run. Scream. The End.

This is one of the stupidest found footage movies that I've ever seen. By the end, I wanted to run around and scream alot. I wanted to beat the living s**t out of the writer, the director, the producers, and the actors, then run around and scream some more.
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