What's the meaning of the the SMART acronym? Beats me folks, but it sure as heck isn't Stunning, Magnificent And Really Terrific. There isn't a flicker of intelligence in the entire script, yet the title isn't completely misleading. There really is a chase scene.
Let's just say Orlando doesn't exactly bloom in this seemingly made-for-Chinese-television antithesis of entertainment.
Let's just say Orlando doesn't exactly bloom in this seemingly made-for-Chinese-television antithesis of entertainment.