There are techniques of foreshadowing, scene construction, creating at least minimal interest that my dorky uncle making our home movies in the sixties would use.... that elude the makers of this film. If you were to edit this film into nothing but scenes of people sitting still, moving from one place to another and talking - there would be perhaps six minutes of things actually happening. The 'sexy' premise never gets further than a few sophomoric jokes and NO steam, whatsoever. Every male in this film gives the impression of a gay young man feigning interest in girls. The monster is a man in a mask with a soiled union suit and as MST3000 says "Resembles a barbecued mime."
Review of Fire Maidens of Outer Space
