Sometimes you just wish that you had stopped to look up a movie on IMDb before you actually sit down to watch it. But then again, the fact that the movie had Paris Hilton on the cover should be more than sufficient to raise the alarm signals.
Yet, I ended up watching the 2002 movie "Nine Lives" from writer and director Andrew Green anyway. Why? Well, solely because it was listed as a horror movie, and also because it was a movie that I hadn't already seen. So of course, I gave the movie a shot, even though Paris Hilton was in it.
And as it turned out - as I had dreaded - the movie was a complete waste of time.
The storyline told in "Nine Lives" was just mundane and boring. I mean, there was literally nothing interesting in the entire movie, yet I kept hanging in there, hoping for something of any worth to take place on the screen. I was sorely disappointed and just wasted my time. I am amazed at how it is possible to write such a bland and boring storyline.
And the acting in the movie was, for the most parts, actually fair enough. Sure, it was by no means award-winning performances, and some managed to do better than others, none mentioned, none forgotten. But the actors and actresses were indeed severely hindered by a lack of proper writing, script and characters to work with.
For a horror movie, then "Nine Lives" didn't cut it. In fact, it didn't even make it off of the starting line. This was anything but scary in every part.
My rating of "Nine Lives" lands on a generous two out of ten stars, based mostly on the effort they put into the movie and the production value. Some of us suffered from a movie such as this so you don't have to. Take heed, and don't waste your time, money or effort on this one. I guarantee that once you make it through this movie, you'll only have one life left.
Yet, I ended up watching the 2002 movie "Nine Lives" from writer and director Andrew Green anyway. Why? Well, solely because it was listed as a horror movie, and also because it was a movie that I hadn't already seen. So of course, I gave the movie a shot, even though Paris Hilton was in it.
And as it turned out - as I had dreaded - the movie was a complete waste of time.
The storyline told in "Nine Lives" was just mundane and boring. I mean, there was literally nothing interesting in the entire movie, yet I kept hanging in there, hoping for something of any worth to take place on the screen. I was sorely disappointed and just wasted my time. I am amazed at how it is possible to write such a bland and boring storyline.
And the acting in the movie was, for the most parts, actually fair enough. Sure, it was by no means award-winning performances, and some managed to do better than others, none mentioned, none forgotten. But the actors and actresses were indeed severely hindered by a lack of proper writing, script and characters to work with.
For a horror movie, then "Nine Lives" didn't cut it. In fact, it didn't even make it off of the starting line. This was anything but scary in every part.
My rating of "Nine Lives" lands on a generous two out of ten stars, based mostly on the effort they put into the movie and the production value. Some of us suffered from a movie such as this so you don't have to. Take heed, and don't waste your time, money or effort on this one. I guarantee that once you make it through this movie, you'll only have one life left.