1/10
No wonder Universal sued!
31 January 2020
Warning: Spoilers
This quite possibly is the worst shark movie ever made. So much makes no sense at all. From random pieces of meat being dangled in water attracting a shark like 20 miles away, to a helicopter trying to go fishing with said bait, to people always standing in the camera's way, everything about this film is slapdash. I mean, they couldn't have cancelled a wind surfing race? The whole reasoning about why the beaches couldn't be closed in JAWS is because it would cripple the towns economic income for the year if paranoia of a shark got out and caused people not to come to Amity on the 4th of July. Apparently in The Last Shark, this town takes its wind surfing very seriously and couldn't cancel this amateur race. From a knock off Quint, to the main character Peter Benton's name being a rip off of Peter Benchley (author of Jaws), everything in this film is just terrible. Oh did I mention that when the shark hits a boat it makes the boat and person in the boat fly like 50 feet in the air?! And guess how they killed the shark?! Spoiler! They blow it up! Universal shouldn't have just sued for copyright infringement, they should've sued for cruel and unusual punishment directed towards any living audience. There are spoilers in this review by the way. Oops. But don't worry, I didn't spoil anything for you. The only thing spoiled in the film used to record this crap.
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