Three young women find themselves sewn together and embark on a bloody quest of answers and revenge. Interesting concept, obviously inspired by movies such as Frankenhooker and Re-animator, but whereas those body horror movies were pretty awesome Patchwork sadly was a real chore to watch. Being the horror addict that I am I will watch as many genre movies as I can but I found very little satisfaction from this one. I found all three women to be unlikable, more annoying than funny. This is meant to be comical but all it got from me was groans. English actor James Phelps may have appeared in several Harry Potter movies but here his acting ability is far from magical, the corpses show more charisma than he does! There is some gore but it consists of cheap CGI and obvious rubber body parts.
I realise that this movie is not targeted at middle aged males such as myself, but a crap movie is a crap movie and this was one of my worst views of 2019!
Review of Patchwork
