Spoiler Alert - Spoiler Alert finally, a movie supported by a solid script. Each word sticks to the powerful plot like grape juice to a white tablecloth. Swirling through this funnel cloud of emotion, misery and heroics, Herculean discipline, alone, made it possible for me to witness such faux drama. Halfway through I just knew this movie was worthy of so many awards, but sadly, no one else recognized this. Female appreciation was so truly celebrated in this story. The inner strength of these femmes glowed blazingly like hot lava splashed onto one's eyeball. Such strength, such stamina, such je ne sais quoi - I do not know - just wow. Oh, and the authenticity? Amazing. Nothing says realism better than Holiday storms. Additionally, I really, really love all them thar fake jingle-jangle Te-ax-cess accents. Just makes me wanna scream YeeHaw, kiss mah gree-its and rope me a horny cow. Setting the obvious contempt expressed towards Texans aside along its the phony exaltation of Chicagoans, this gala celluloid event is a brilliant example of modern filmography. I mean, come on, how often do strangers run into groups of survivors asking, "Have you seen my son?" I am so glad I sat and watched this thing, I want to watch it again and again and again.
Review of Christmas Twister
Christmas Twister
(2012 TV Movie)
Christams, or Christmas Twister? OMG WOW!!!
25 December 2019
Warning: Spoilers