Santa Claws (2014)
1/10
Is there a genre for movies that shouldn't exist?
25 December 2019
Warning: Spoilers
About 30 minutes in Patches says the line "things can't get any worse" which is true to the story and reality at the same time.

I have a hard time even believing a human with an IQ above 10 thought up the awful concept of intern cats temping for Santa upon his failed attempt at his 1000th+ night on the job. The characters, even the cats, are flat with no redeeming qualities, and the cat hairball/poop jokes offer little to save the horrific abomination that should be considered illegal to take up storage on any server. Here's a joke fitting for the mood: This movie must have been inspired and written by cats, or storyboarded in their litter box with months worth of cat turds.

When your kid that normally whines about bedtime says "I want to go to bed" at 7:30pm because the movie is only 1/3 of the way through, you know you are in for a treat. The only thing that can make this movie worse would be having to watch it more than once.

Watch this movie only to be disappointed or to punish your children.
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