People either already know that the ratings on pages like this are bullcrap, or they are unwilling to know it.
The person who wrote the review about how giving virtually ANY movie a 10 star review is disingenuous was spot-on.
I tried to watch this movie, and failed. I have seen a LOT of movies in my time. I've sat through a lot of bad movies. I'm a big fan of Rifftrax / MST3K.
This movie is nowhere nearly as good as the "bad on purpose" movies you find these days.
The idea that a single person would be able to give this movie a 10 star review after seeing it is insane.
It's not a parody so much as a violent middle finger to horror movies. It is to parody movies what OJ Simpson is to football.
And, out of all the other terrible things about it, the ending doesn't even parody Friday the 13th. It parodies Seven. Which is somehow, even worse. It couldn't even stay loyal to its terrible concept.
Like if The Joker went on a violent killing spree, and at the end, when confronting Batman for what may be the last time, he decides to fight him with riddles and a coin toss. I mean, dude.
If you haven't seen this movie, which is pretty likely, don't. Be thankful that you don't live in one of the two dimensions this movie was presented in.
And stop giving movies 1 and 10 star reviews on a whim. That last animated Batman movie had a TON of 10 star reviews even before it leaked to the pirates, so I KNOW those people didn't see it. One review, the guy even said he hated the movie (this is the one where he went back in time to feudal Japan, it was terrible) but he gave it like a 7 or 8 JUST because Batman was in it.
They should make it cost you like a quarter do put in a review. I feel like a quarter is enough money that the trolls wouldn't bother.
Make it a dollar, and donate the money to helping freedom of speech cases. Be pretty hard to complain about that.
My two cents.
The person who wrote the review about how giving virtually ANY movie a 10 star review is disingenuous was spot-on.
I tried to watch this movie, and failed. I have seen a LOT of movies in my time. I've sat through a lot of bad movies. I'm a big fan of Rifftrax / MST3K.
This movie is nowhere nearly as good as the "bad on purpose" movies you find these days.
The idea that a single person would be able to give this movie a 10 star review after seeing it is insane.
It's not a parody so much as a violent middle finger to horror movies. It is to parody movies what OJ Simpson is to football.
And, out of all the other terrible things about it, the ending doesn't even parody Friday the 13th. It parodies Seven. Which is somehow, even worse. It couldn't even stay loyal to its terrible concept.
Like if The Joker went on a violent killing spree, and at the end, when confronting Batman for what may be the last time, he decides to fight him with riddles and a coin toss. I mean, dude.
If you haven't seen this movie, which is pretty likely, don't. Be thankful that you don't live in one of the two dimensions this movie was presented in.
And stop giving movies 1 and 10 star reviews on a whim. That last animated Batman movie had a TON of 10 star reviews even before it leaked to the pirates, so I KNOW those people didn't see it. One review, the guy even said he hated the movie (this is the one where he went back in time to feudal Japan, it was terrible) but he gave it like a 7 or 8 JUST because Batman was in it.
They should make it cost you like a quarter do put in a review. I feel like a quarter is enough money that the trolls wouldn't bother.
Make it a dollar, and donate the money to helping freedom of speech cases. Be pretty hard to complain about that.
My two cents.