There is nothing like kicking back with your favorite adult beverage or two and watching a made for TV Lindsey Wagner film and attempt to try to figure out the entire plot in the first 10 minutes. No fair doing it sober.
At somewhere in the Pacific NW near the town of Independence (made for TV symbolism) a group of white supremacists escape from a SWAT team with weapons they stole from an armory. They are roaming the mountains. Meanwhile the recently divorced Nita (Lindsay Wagner) goes with a group of women to meet their husbands at Bitter Creek. In town she bumps into a drunk man Ding (Tom Skerritt) and his dog. She goes to the ranch that will escort the women by horseback to the camp site. Do I need to spot you their escort? Okay you have 10 seconds to figure out how these oh so diverse subplots come together and if the dog lives.
Yes, it is "The Housewives of Orange Co. vs. The Expendables". Don't bet against Lindsey until you see her mow people down with an automatic weapon. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
At somewhere in the Pacific NW near the town of Independence (made for TV symbolism) a group of white supremacists escape from a SWAT team with weapons they stole from an armory. They are roaming the mountains. Meanwhile the recently divorced Nita (Lindsay Wagner) goes with a group of women to meet their husbands at Bitter Creek. In town she bumps into a drunk man Ding (Tom Skerritt) and his dog. She goes to the ranch that will escort the women by horseback to the camp site. Do I need to spot you their escort? Okay you have 10 seconds to figure out how these oh so diverse subplots come together and if the dog lives.
Yes, it is "The Housewives of Orange Co. vs. The Expendables". Don't bet against Lindsey until you see her mow people down with an automatic weapon. Smoke 'em if you got 'em.