I have no idea why this movie was ever made but between the inconsequential characters, poor dialogue and main characters' chemistry I can't decide which is worse. It got 1 star for at least communicating that food, not just phallic shaped vegetables, can be conducive to good sex. Other than that it was awful! Yeah whoever gave this a 9 must've been watching something else. Oil and water have more chemistry. Actually I have seen lower budget pizza delivery man type porn movies with greater character development.