My Grandma has a friend who let me have a free box of mostly animated VHS tapes, and so I selected a bunch and this one was one of them.
It looked cute, and I like the idea of an animated feature about Columbus. However, I put it on for about 2 minutes and heard all of this dull narration about how he sailed the ocean blue and I thought-okay, I have no interest. Then I took it out, rewound it in my rewinder, and set it aside to get rid of.
Should I be able to review a movie I saw for only 2 minutes? Sure-Roger Ebert reviewed Johnathan Livingston Seagull after seeing 45 minutes, and he saw only 8 minutes of True Loved.
The animation is crummy, the narration was dull, and there are superior movies for children to see. There, that summarizes my thoughts.
This probably earns 0 stars from what I saw, but I will be nice and actually give it my above 1.
The average rating here is a 3.4/10-and the quality of just the opening alone really shows its justification. The other reviews should show something too.
PS, I was looking at a list of the worst animated movies ever made and this popped up. I had completely forgotten of it's existence until now. I have not thought about it for a couple of years.
It looked cute, and I like the idea of an animated feature about Columbus. However, I put it on for about 2 minutes and heard all of this dull narration about how he sailed the ocean blue and I thought-okay, I have no interest. Then I took it out, rewound it in my rewinder, and set it aside to get rid of.
Should I be able to review a movie I saw for only 2 minutes? Sure-Roger Ebert reviewed Johnathan Livingston Seagull after seeing 45 minutes, and he saw only 8 minutes of True Loved.
The animation is crummy, the narration was dull, and there are superior movies for children to see. There, that summarizes my thoughts.
This probably earns 0 stars from what I saw, but I will be nice and actually give it my above 1.
The average rating here is a 3.4/10-and the quality of just the opening alone really shows its justification. The other reviews should show something too.
PS, I was looking at a list of the worst animated movies ever made and this popped up. I had completely forgotten of it's existence until now. I have not thought about it for a couple of years.