Top_Dawg_Critic Review of S.M.A.R.T. Chase

S.M.A.R.T. Chase (2017)

C-grade production with B-list bleached blonde Bloom in a film that wasn't SMART

[5/10 · 2 September 2018]

This has Made in China all over it. From the loud and annoying cheesy score, action scenes, writing and acting. The only thing decent in the film was the beautiful scenery and the adequate directing. I couldn't get past Blooms' cheeseball bleached blonde hair that made him look more like a fruit cake than a tough guy. Bad choice of casting to begin with. And who names a character Ding-Dong anyway lol? There was so much cheese in this film it made me lack toes in toll her ants. ;p A generous 5/10 from me.