oscaralbert Review of Action Point

Action Point (2018)

If you remember the time that they wheeled some 101-year-old geezer . . .

[6/10 · 7 June 2018]

. . . out onto the Oscars stage a few months ago to yell "I am Spartacus!" but he forgot his line, you'll have a pretty good picture of what's in store for you at ACTION POINT. Zombie movies feature characters who look like Death warmed over (and then nuked again for good measure) because that's the whole point of that genre. However, just as it was extremely depressing to see what an "action hero" would look like at age 101 in Real Life, it's even more of a downer to see what a Jackass who's (hopefully) pushing 70 is reduced to doing as he tries to keep bread on his table at no-ACTION POINT. Other than a boozing bear and a couple of mating dogs featured in this flick (which deftly straddles the line between horror and horrible), no one seems to be having any fun at ACTION POINT. This would-be tale of Geezers Gone Wild reminds me mostly of GREY MANSIONS.