1/10
HERE THEY COME!!!
3 May 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The title has all of the words and none of of the bite. A group of new employees are on a bus headed to their employer's mansion. While in route the bus driver suddenly dies. Rather than place him on the luggage rack, like an real American family would do, they wrap him up and place him in the back of the bus. The crew opts to spend the night in a small village inn before pushing on, a very odd village where everyone disappears at night...and their bus won't restart...and the meat is like nothing they have tasted. Oh yes it is the type of inn where connecting rooms have a hole in the closet.

AS as exciting as a grindhouse or sexplotation film as this sounds, it is not. It makes promises it doesn't deliver. It actually drags as you have to listen to bad dialog from translations.

Brief nudity (Dyanik Zurakowska) Available in multipacks.
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