Mother! (2017)
1/10
Piece of Crap!
16 September 2017
I demanded my money back and wouldn't leave the theatre until I got it back. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON THIS MOVIE! This is what I call an "Emperor's New Clothes," movie. People will be afraid that this was something significant and deeply intelligent and they didn't get it so they will say they thought it was brilliant, when in fact it took a child to say, "Hey! the King is naked!" and finally the people in the crowd said, "Yes!" and "He's right!"

And that is what this movie is. Naked. Nothing. Lots of special effects and images and stuff to back time-misplaced Beatniks say, "Oh! But this is a dazzling expose and analogy of the nature of the relationship between humankind of God. In fact it is nothing. It is absolutely NOTHING. Anyone could have strung a lot of dialogue together and told us it means something. In fact at first I thought it was like that episode of Monty Python where the guest keep showing up and won't leave.

As the credits rolled I accidentally cried out, "What a piece of crap," and a bunch and people called at comments like, "Yes!" and "He's right!" The Emperor is naked.

This movie made me feel pummeled and intellectually raped. I would have rather watched preview for two hours than watch this movie.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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