A poor budget is no excuse for unleashing a turd onto the cinematic world, yet this...thing (I refuse to call it a movie) was so unbelievably bad, it barely deserves a full review. But if writing one saves anyone else the agony of sitting through this hot garbage, I will suffer the ordeal of writing it. First of all, the cast. Untalented, annoying, and lacking any chemistry, it was like watching 5 mean kids from High School attempting to have anything in common. The main character was insufferable, and the supporting cast was just as bad, if not worse. I hated everyone from the onset, and I was actually rooting for them to die in the most horrific ways possible. The movie itself doesn't take long to get going, but when it does, you would have wished it didn't. There are crappy special effects make-up, and then there is this. I...just have no words at how incredibly offensive everything looked. Like watching a 4th grade production of Underworld. Here is a suggestion; nobody involved in this soiled diaper has any idea what true artistry is. This thing is what is commonly referred to as a "cash-grab". They shoot a cheap thing as a found-footage to save as much money as possible, not caring that their names are attached to this festival of regret. I would be embarrassed, ashamed and offended if my name were ever attached to something this horrifically bad. A complete and utter failure form beginning to end, this thing does not deserve oe iota of your time. Please, PLEASE avoid this. I beg of you. These people do not deserve to have the funds to ever make another film again.
Review of Wolf House
Wolf House
(2016)
Abhorent in every possible way. Everyone involved should be embarrassed.
3 March 2017