1/10
Someone Do Something!
1 February 2017
Warning: Spoilers
At times this movie tries to be Terminator. There are lots of scenes of super human killers stalking through closed spaces (Terminator police station scene) and of super human killers driving a service truck while chasing the good guy (almost every Terminator movie).

At times this movie tries to be Universal Soldier. But those pieces feel thrown in just to warrant the title.

The fights are so MMA they become boring.

Characters' motivations aren't clear. The Van Damme character and the Dolph character seem to have some relationship, but they're never in the same scene. Looks like each one filmed his scenes on separate days.

For Universal Soldier, the problem is not enough action. There are long, woodenly acted scenes of discovery. Even the action scenes have over long build ups. A lot of this movie feels like one of the modern, SFX and camera trick dependent horror movies - not interesting, not scary, but the director showed his technical expertise.

The lead actor is awful - a body built, MMA guy with a generic Euro accent.

It would be a blessing if someone could remove the memory of this crap from my brain.

JCVD's movies were sometimes promoted with the concept of Van Damme-age - "maximum Van Damme-age, double the Van Damme-age. This one is minimum Van Damme-age.
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