Absolute Zero (2006 TV Movie)
8/10
So Bad It's Good (for Ed Wood fans only!)
31 May 2016
Warning: Spoilers
This review contains spoilers (sort of!). Everyone has given this film 1 out of 10, and I'm giving it 8 stars!!??? This isn't because I'm taking the mickey, or because I've gone completely insane. It's just because I love this kind of nonsense!

A bunch of scientists who are immune to sub-zero temperatures have somehow discovered by looking at cave paintings that the earth is shortly to tilt on its axis, and thus create a new ice age that will wipe out humanity...except for the indestructible scientists of course! Will they save mankind? You betcha!!!

This film has an absolute zero budget, a godawful script, incredibly bad acting, CGI that looks like an oil painting done by a 14 year old, sets that wobble and fall over, and incompetent direction. So, why do I like it so much? Well, just like the old Ed Wood movies (especially Plan 9) what shines through is that everyone involved in this mess tries so hard, so VERY hard to make some kind of statement - despite their complete and utter lack of talent. I just love this kind of sincerity! I can't help it!!!
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