Trash Humpers (2009)
1/10
Apply Razor To Wrists and Repeat
3 April 2016
I'd like to note I am currently writing this review from my padded cell.

How bad could a movie shot on VHS about masked homeless people humping piles of trash really be? It's directed by Harmony Korine, that's how bad it its.

What else is there to say about this movie that could possibly convey how horrible it is other than simply stating it's a Harmony Korine film (video) about masked homeless people humping piles of trash? WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO SAY?

Since I can't talk about the movie, I'll talk about the people giving this movie positive reviews. They're liars. They're lying to themselves when they say this film (video) has any value at all. They're lying when they say Harmony Korine proves the nothingness of being. Because Harmony Korine openly brags about being a drug addict, and his films (videos) really shows it.

'Trash Humpers' isn't even amusing the way 'The Room' or 'Troll 2' are. This is just plain bad. Not even Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot could make this film (video) watchable.

Now it's time for my electro shock therapy. I'll be needing a lot of it after watching 'Trash Humpers.'

"Make it make it don't fake it."

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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