This movie is quite useful as a replacement for water-boarding, though it might be considered too cruel by Amnesty International.
The story is about a girl who stumbles into a castle, home of a creepy monster with probably bad intentions, although these aren't really explained. Then a knight appears and is also lured into the castle. In between, there are shots of a modern-day girl walking around with a camera.
Acting, if any, seems very primitive. Voices are ridiculously dubbed over. Music is repetitive.
However, despite the fact that this movie is total crap, has no storyline, bad acting and annoying music, it does have some (maybe 2 or 3) good things going for it: boobs!
Then again, with the amount of free nudity on the internet nowadays, those arguments really aren't valid enough to justify viewing this movie.
Only watch when you're really high or feeling very miserable and need something to match your mood.
Otherwise, stay far, far away!
The story is about a girl who stumbles into a castle, home of a creepy monster with probably bad intentions, although these aren't really explained. Then a knight appears and is also lured into the castle. In between, there are shots of a modern-day girl walking around with a camera.
Acting, if any, seems very primitive. Voices are ridiculously dubbed over. Music is repetitive.
However, despite the fact that this movie is total crap, has no storyline, bad acting and annoying music, it does have some (maybe 2 or 3) good things going for it: boobs!
Then again, with the amount of free nudity on the internet nowadays, those arguments really aren't valid enough to justify viewing this movie.
Only watch when you're really high or feeling very miserable and need something to match your mood.
Otherwise, stay far, far away!